DARK KNIGHT STORY( ADAPTED FROM WC's BLOG. ORIGINALLY TOLD BY DJ TAN)

P.s. do not skip or it will not be fun. also this story had been short cutted to save time. if not it will probably be 3 times longer and more fun =)

There was a King in Amnesia Kingdom in Amnesia Land who wanted to marry off his princess. However, the one who wants to marry the princess must kill all the monsters in Amnesia Land. In a faraway land, there lived a man who was called the Darknight. He was determined to kill all the monsters in Amnesia Land to marry the princess. Hence, he set off on a journey to Amnesia Land. On the way there, he met the city guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the city guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he met the palace guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the palace guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he entered the chamber which led to the king's room. There, he met the chamber guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then the guards let him in. He met the King.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the king.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the king.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"I have come to marry your princess. I will kill all the monsters in Amnesia city right now," said the darknight.
"GOOD. Now, go to the north hills to take care of the Cyclops. Bring me his head," said the king.

Then, the darknight set off to kill the Cyclops. Puzzled, the Cyclops asked:

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the Cyclops.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the Cyclops.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

The darknight slashed the Cyclops head off while he was unalert and was ready to bring it back to the king. On the way there, he met the city guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the city guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he met the palace guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the palace guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he entered the chamber which led to the king's room. There, he met the chamber guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then the guards let him in. He met the King.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the king.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the king.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"I have come to give you the head of the Cereberus," said the darknight.
"GOOD. Now, go to the east hills to take care of the Cereberus the three headed dog. Bring me his heads," said the king.

Then, the darknight set off to kill the Cereberus. Puzzled, the Cereberus asked:

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the Cereberus.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the Cereberus.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

One by one, the heads were chopped off and brought back to the King. On the way there, he met the city guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the city guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he met the palace guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the palace guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he entered the chamber which led to the king's room. There, he met the chamber guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then the guards let him in. He met the King.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the king.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the king.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"I have brought the heads of Crerberus. I will kill all the monsters in Amnesia city right now," said the darknight.
"GOOD. Now, go to the West hills to take care of the Hydra who has 50 heads. Bring me his heads," said the king.

Then, the darknight set off to kill Hydra. Puzzled, the Hydra asked him:

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the Hydra.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the Hydra.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
SLASH, one head down, 49 more to go!!
One by one, the heads tumbled down and the darknight brought all 50 back into the palace for the king. On the way there, he met the city guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the city guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he met the palace guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then, the palace guards let him in. However, it was not long after before he entered the chamber which led to the king's room. There, he met the chamber guards.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

Then the guards let him in. He met the King.

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the king.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the king.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"I have come to marry your princess. I have killed all the monsters in Amnesia city ," said the darknight.
"GOOD. Now, enter this door to meet my princess," said the king.

When the darknight entered, he saw a red room. Everything was red: red door, red windows, red curtains, red everything, red guards...

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.

The guards let him enter. When the darknight entered, he saw a orange room. Everything was orange: orange door, orange windows, orange curtains, orange everything, orange guards...

"HALT! Who goes there?" said the guards.
"I am the Darknight," replied the darknight.
"You're the Darknight?" asked the guards.
"Yes, I'm the Darknight," replied the darknight.
The guard let him enter. He went through all 7 coulours of the rainbow, red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet.

Lastly, he came into a white room where everything was white: white door, white window, white curtain, white chair and the princess, wearing a white gown. As the darknight approached the pincess, he bowed down and asked," Princess, will you marry me?"






"NO!!" said the princess...








the end.